gayblowjob:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

YES YES THANK YOU YES

they-call-me-professor-x:

marching-to-the-sound-of-iron:

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

CHARLES CHARLESCHARLESCHARLES HE PUNCHED HIM I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO PUNCH HIM AKSJALKJSALKJWWA I WANT THIS MOVIE HOLY SHIT.

michaelssw0rd:

Everyone kept commenting on how they have similar fighting styles…so i made a thing…

Yes, they are elves,” Legolas said. “and they say that you breathe so loud they could shoot you in the dark.”

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

theatrefetish:

the uncomfortable eye roll


celebrating the carter century  :: new old stills featuring peggy carter
celebrating the carter century  :: new old stills featuring peggy carter
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

iseelightattheendofthetunnel:

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

I died at hakuna your tatas

jonarbuckle:

bogmeaty:

11 days until we all have to deal with weed/easter jokes 

Happy weedster

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong


Me: Do a really mean Bucky-as-Winter-Soldier face.
Sebastian: Noooo…. ‘Cause you’re gonna post it, aren’t you? — Okay, I will. Hold on. Ready?

Me: Do a really mean Bucky-as-Winter-Soldier face.

Sebastian: Noooo…. ‘Cause you’re gonna post it, aren’t you? — Okay, I will. Hold on. Ready?